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"In the beginning, there was..."


It all began with Satan.

God decided long ago that He had a plan for the heavens and the earth. There was a preordained path for all things to follow, and through its stasis there would be perfection. Though calcified and devoid of real life, it was the greatest masterpiece anyone could ever know.

There were servitors created from offshoots of His divine consciousness, who were sentient enough to look with their own eyes, and understanding enough to see the events unfolding as they were. They knew what was to happen, and were sent to tend to the needs of the masterpiece. These were known as "angels".

Now, what happens when you take a father with an overbearing plan, and throw a less-enlightened adolescent in the mix?
I'll tell you what. Rebellion.
Lucifer was an angel who had a dream... And he wanted freedom for the minds of those willing to think. Free will, however, was not something God really wanted to throw down there. Clearly, it would have screwed up the project.
Lucifer's response? Pitch a fit, try to rebel, and wave the banner that first said "Down with the system". He got up in arms, no less... And he aimed to bitchslap the big bad God.
Now here's the thing.
Ever tried to bitchslap God?
He doesn't stand for that. And he didn't for Lucifer, either.
He just took one shot straight to the rebel angel's gut, and down went the little bastard... Right to his knees.
Faced with that humiliation, angsty little Lucifer lashed out.
"Oh yeah?!" He exclaimed, "Well, I don't need your stupid Heaven! I'll make my own Heaven! And I'm gonna make it with FIRE! You hear me?! FIRE! And it's gonna have torment and anguish and nightmare horrors, too! And brimstone!"
He stamped off then, and called his new place Hell.
Why he came up with that name, we have yet to figure out. And he called himself Satan for some reason.

To each his own.

Anyway, Satan, as you can see, was the first angst-ridden whiny Goth. It was his whining that got him all fuming and stomping off past the Pearly Gates. Were he but a little sharper, he'd have seen what God was going for. But instead, he was just a snivelling little bitch and had to cry for the mindless people in the work. They weren't worried about it, but he had to free them.

Well, it came down to the little fact that Satan didn't really care too much about the people anymore, or his bigger plan. Now he just wanted to try to beat the system that oppressed him so badly. Like there was one or something.
Well, God had Adam and Eve sitting there, playing around in the Garden of Eden and doing weird ignorant human-things they blissfully enjoyed. All they weren't supposed to do, really, was eat the fruit from this one tree. And they really didn't have any desire to, either. But then comes Satan, and he turns into a snake. Running through his mind are thoughts along the lines of "Hee hee, I'm going to take down the Man."
So he made Eve eat the fruit like a little whore.

You know it from there.

Anyway, as long as there's been Satan's influence, there's vicariously been whining. Lots of whining. There's love lost by adultery, there's a bunch of people wanting to kill each other... There's anarchy in the hearts of men, and it's really annoying sometimes.

Now let's look at today.
What has become of Satan? What subordinates can he claim?

Oh, that's right. The ones who actually PROCLAIM themselves his servitors. For the very same reason...
They're whiny and they want to be different. Like they have a system that oppresses them, in turn. Satan is solely responsible for the degeneration of the human race, and in turn the rise of those annoying cliques you see all around. They're all indulgent in his crap, his incessant need to point at God and say "Ha! Look at this! They love me more!"
And all I have to say is, "What the hell? What's the freaking point?"

The reality is... The truer minds, the ones who see past Satan's little bullcrap facade, settle into God's plan again. We're conformist pigs to the rest of the masses. But to us, we just see things from the real perspective of it all... That Satan's a little cockmonster, and the world needs to quit bitching and just give God a break.

So, instead of sitting back and whining about it just the same as they pretty much do one way or the other, I'm going to do something about it.
It's time we united the 'Preps' against the 'Goths', 'Punks', 'Emo' pansies, 'Indie' whores, hippies, and several other subcultures I don't like.
Sorry, I meant that God doesn't like. Of course.

God hates all of you with all His undying mercy.
And I'm not just rallying the 'Prep' world to do my bidding.

Anyway, what's going to happen is simple. With the people I find who are pissed off enough at Satan's little helpers for the crap and hypocrisy they embody, if not even just because they're so reprehensibly irritating, I'm going to make a hit squad. The list of God's bad-ass servants will be posted here, as well as the identified whiny bitchpieces of Satan.
It'll be understood that all members are obligated to keep up the heartless pounding-down of those who anger the squad.
And the wrath of God shall thus be exacted.

May destruction find these sinners swiftly.

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2004-08-07 [Tails Of the Revolution]: AKA Common sense. Visit. Feel free to scream at me.

2004-08-09 [Avoral]: Yeah, it is. But we like to be zealous bastards here.

2004-08-09 [Tails Of the Revolution]: zealous...I like that word. Apparently there's a lot of zeal... which really makes my life difficult.

2004-08-09 [Avoral]: Nah, the zeal here's purely synthetic. It's a prop, meant to add a flash and a bang to what's otherwise an easy message to swallow.

2004-08-09 [Tails Of the Revolution]: well... if you're trying to get a point across, why make it difficult!? *is vastly confused now*

2004-08-09 [HiddenFire]: Why don't you just live on a padded toilet in front of a TV and have food shovled in you mouth by conveyor belt, while a machine sucks you off your entire life? must everything be easy?

2004-08-09 [Tails Of the Revolution]: not remotely... in fact, easy pretty much sucks, you ask me. I mean, there'd be no reason to skateboard if it wasn't hard and life-threatening. but when you're trying to present an argument, it's usually good to make it easy, for all the frickin morons out there who need convincing. Easy would be logical, but it wouldn't be fun. Thank you fro proving my point.

2004-08-09 [HiddenFire]: prove you point? These people need to work for thier discovery of their idiocy! Most of these kids know nothing of real pain, they blow up their highschool, bullshit, soap opera problems and make them seem like their life is hell. The reality is that they are horriffically spoiled. Even more so if they cannot find the true message. need we explain everything to them? they haven't worked for anything their entire lives! why start now? @.@

2004-08-09 [Tails Of the Revolution]: The Reason to explain everything to them is the hope that there's an ounce of sense left. If there's some hint of logic remaining, they can grasp a simple concept and perhaps come to their senses. then, we have one less to deal with. It's called convenience.

2004-08-09 [Avoral]: If we give them something to reach for, even if they don't know they're reaching for it, we can help out on the path to enlightenment. Only problem is, my point of enlightenment isn't where the assembly line wants them to go.

2004-08-09 [Avoral]: You can't just explain it to them, Rivasticks. I've tried. They just assimilate it into their everyday angsty ramblings, and learn nothing from it aside from another reason they might potentially have to whine. They look for that sort of thing. Their middle-class suburban lives don't suck enough. *Loves deal with it for that quote*

2004-08-09 [HiddenFire]: but like I said, with everything so convenient no one has really had to stop and think about anything. People have been pampered into ignorance. It's much better to piss them off so that they can say "I am not that way" but it's more like "I will try to be less like that because they say it's bad." these kids DO NOT listen to logic, they completely ignore any successful debunking of their arguments. They are more apt to listen to something and be affected by it if they get pissed off by it.

2004-08-09 [Tails Of the Revolution]: oh, and we take so much more kindly to logic? It's impossible. The human race is immune to logic. "If you can't get even, get mad. If you can't get mad, get gone." this spat is so far beyond seeing reason through anger... it's closer to "abandoning all reason in favor of whining and cheap "yo' mama" shots." pretty much the only solution now is that every member of one side gets a bullet to the temple. And, somehow, this hasn't happened yet. Why escapes me, I think it'd be funny to watch.

2004-08-09 [HiddenFire]: neither side would blow their brains out first... we want to see the other side do it first! and we'de miss all the hot and easy goth girls! ^_^

2004-08-09 [Tails Of the Revolution]: hmmm.... *comprehending rallying the neutrals and blasting the shit out of both sides....* nah. That would be mean.

2004-08-09 [HiddenFire]: you wouldn't know it by this convo but I am both gothic and in the middle. I just like to piss people off and force them to think and feel. ^_^

2004-08-09 [Tails Of the Revolution]: !!! *loves* I'm just in it because I've decided anything can be solved with sarcasm and firearms. This spat is a good way to test the theory.

2004-08-09 [Avoral]: Hehehe... Damn straight. I agree.

2004-08-09 [Tails Of the Revolution]: for agreeing, you won't be a test subject. Congratulations.

2004-08-09 [Avoral]: I disagree.

2004-08-09 [Tails Of the Revolution]: *shoots*

2004-08-09 [Avoral]: *Halfway solved*

2004-08-09 [Tails Of the Revolution]: that wasn't very nice... *shoots again*

2004-08-09 [Avoral]: *Still only half*

2004-08-09 [Tails Of the Revolution]: you're right. That was more like irony. *smiles sarcastically and then shoots.Again. Gun overheating. Not good.*

2004-08-09 [Avoral]: I'll just count the smile as having solved it. There was sarcasm in it. There's the other half, then.

2004-08-09 [Tails Of the Revolution]: thank you. Irony and sarcasm go well together, come to think of it.

2004-08-09 [Avoral]: Yeah they do.

2004-08-09 [Tails Of the Revolution]: factor in firearms.... oooh.

2004-08-09 [Avoral]: *Orgasms*

2004-08-09 [Tails Of the Revolution]: *laughs*

2004-08-09 [Lost in Illusions]: ~takes pictures of Avy's orgasm~ Yummy.

2004-08-09 [Avoral]: Oh yeah. *Replay in slow-motion*

2004-08-09 [Tails Of the Revolution]: wooow.... slow motion replay? impressive.

2004-08-09 [Avoral]: Oh yeah. It's like the Matrix.

2004-08-09 [Avoral]: Or maybe the milk scene in Kung Pow.

2004-08-09 [Tails Of the Revolution]: Combining the matrix, Kung Pow, and an orgasm.... The mental picture there....

2004-08-09 [Avoral]: Hell yeah. [Avoral] pr0n.

2004-08-09 [Tails Of the Revolution]: oh yeah... very nice.

2004-08-09 [Lost in Illusions]: oh dear.... ~orgasms from the thought~

2004-08-09 [Avoral]: So, what would your pr0n movie soundtrack be like, Rivasticks? *Armand van Helden - The Funk Phenomenon*

2004-08-09 [Avoral]: Hehe... You know it, Chris. ;)

2004-08-09 [Tails Of the Revolution]: hmm.... Trance would be good...

2004-08-09 [Avoral]: Hehe... Ironically, I'm listening to some trance right now that I'd really love to do it to.

2004-08-09 [Tails Of the Revolution]: oooh.

2004-08-09 [Avoral]: And, continuing the trance playlist, I've gotten some good material for heavy rough sex too. Do me, Rivasticks. I'll make your entire body scream in exquisite agony. I'll blur the extremes of pleasure and pain.

2004-08-09 [Lost in Illusions]: QUIT IT! >< ~hides his bulge~

2004-08-09 [Tails Of the Revolution]: mmmmk

2004-08-09 [Lost in Illusions]: he's hot enough without imagining him orgasming ><

2004-08-09 [Tails Of the Revolution]: Imagination is your own damn fault...

2004-08-09 [Lost in Illusions]: he gave me the mental picture ><

2004-08-09 [Tails Of the Revolution]: that's true... it can be both your faults, then.

2004-08-10 [Wannabe once more]: WTF?! when did this become a pr0n wiki?

2004-08-10 [Tails Of the Revolution]: last night.

2004-08-10 [Wannabe once more]: well damn....this is news to me

2004-08-10 [Tails Of the Revolution]: ehh...

2004-08-10 [Wannabe once more]: last time i was here it was very different

2004-08-10 [Tails Of the Revolution]: which was...?

2004-08-10 [Wannabe once more]: a site where we could talk bad about anyone but i dont guess that has changed...this is a wiki for everyone

2004-08-10 [Tails Of the Revolution]: a place for everyone to talk smack about everyone else.... the irony is kickass.

2004-08-11 [Wannabe once more]: how do gay people have kids??

2004-08-11 [Tails Of the Revolution]: ever watched "friends"?

2004-08-11 [Wannabe once more]: that show is gay....but how do they have kids?

2004-08-11 [Tails Of the Revolution]: adopted... surrogate parents... the powers of science.... lotsa ways.

2004-08-11 [Wannabe once more]: so they steal them from straight people...that makes gay people assholes

2004-08-11 [Wannabe once more]: hot lesbian sex is alright tho

2004-08-11 [Tails Of the Revolution]: well, the straight people pobably gave them permission... or, if they're adopted, the straight people who had them didn't want them. So I guess that depends on your idea of assholes.

2004-08-11 [Wannabe once more]: are you gay?

2004-08-11 [Tails Of the Revolution]: nope.

2004-08-11 [Wannabe once more]: sorry i thought u were a guy by looking at ur pic

2004-08-11 [Wannabe once more]: ur lesbian sex wouldnt b good, cause ur not hot

2004-08-11 [Tails Of the Revolution]: well, I'm not a lesbian. So that's convenient, huh?

2004-08-11 [HiddenFire]: wow, you're an ass, bubba!

2004-08-11 [Tails Of the Revolution]: heh. ehh, I do'nt care

2004-08-11 [Wannabe once more]: nope, not an ass, im a bastard...being a bastard cant get me kicked off

2004-08-11 [Wannabe once more]: now, that was me being a smart ass

2004-08-11 [Tails Of the Revolution]: so, technically, you are an ass.

2004-08-11 [Wannabe once more]: but u are the hole.....and that is wut u lick

2004-08-11 [Tails Of the Revolution]: so?

2004-08-11 [Wannabe once more]: i lick hole 2...we have something in common, dike

2004-08-11 [Tails Of the Revolution]: hehehe.... so?

2004-08-11 [Wannabe once more]: thats cool

2004-08-11 [Tails Of the Revolution]: not really

2004-08-11 [Wannabe once more]: yes it is

2004-08-11 [Tails Of the Revolution]: hmm.... nope.

2004-08-11 [Tatersalad]: sup

2004-08-11 [Tails Of the Revolution]: *is dreadfully glad to have someone else to talk to* hi

2004-08-11 [Avoral]: Hey, I lick hole too! Feminine parts taste good.

2004-08-12 [Lost in Illusions]: I havent had feminine part.... I want to try heterosexual intercourse once.

2004-08-12 [Wannabe once more]: well...thats just great. 

2004-08-12 [HiddenFire]: for some reason when you say "heterosexual intercourse" it just doesn't sound all that sexy. @.@

2004-08-12 [Avoral]: Kinda like saying, "Recreational copulation."

2004-08-12 [HiddenFire]: indeed. @.@

2004-08-12 [Wannabe once more]: how about this one...i want to fuck a chick. sound better?

2004-08-12 [Avoral]: Nominally so.

2004-08-12 [Wannabe once more]: but of course

2004-08-12 [Lost in Illusions]: does it really matter what way it's said? I want to have sex with a girl! ><

2004-08-12 [Whim]: I thought you said you wanted to TRY to have sex with a girl.

2004-08-12 [Avoral]: Psh... He's moving up in the chain. [Lost in Illusions]'s mack daddy! He doesn't settle for trying.

2004-08-12 [Wannabe once more]: well damn thats kinda cool...me and Abeo have something in common

2004-08-12 [Whim]: You both want to try to have sex with a girl, bubba? hehe

2004-08-12 [Wannabe once more]: what???? haha

2004-08-12 [Lost in Illusions]: I could fall in love with anyone; male, female, hermaphrodite, trans... it doesnt matter what the person has, had, wants, or whatever. I just want to fall in love with the personality. Im not a mack daddy >< Lol I just want to have sex with a girl to know what it's like.

2004-08-12 [Whim]: I imagine it's like sex with a guy except your ass isn't sore later.

2004-08-12 [HiddenFire]: I would be inclined to be the same way if I where not so irrevocably bent on perpetuating my genes. I live for the benifit of the gene pool, without me the collective IQ of the world lowers. @.@ not to mention the fact that having young minds to mold and warp to my twisted ideals amuses me greatly! ^_^

2004-08-12 [Wannabe once more]: haha...pussy is nice

2004-08-12 [HiddenFire]: nice? you must have some pretty low standards. @.@

2004-08-12 [Lost in Illusions]: oh.. Im passing on my IQ and rediculously high standards onto another generation, but I want to fall in love with a male. O.o

2004-08-12 [Wannabe once more]: i doing small steps for Abeo...i dont want to tell him how good it is right now...u gotta work him into it slowly or he will b overwhelmed

2004-08-12 [HiddenFire]: or it might be that it's best not to get his hopes up lest he be dissapointed when the time comes. @.@

2004-08-12 [Wannabe once more]: he wont be disappointed....its that good

2004-08-12 [Tails Of the Revolution]: and to think, this is considered an intelligent conversation...

2004-08-12 [Pnelma Tirian]: in this day and age? yes.

2004-08-12 [Tails Of the Revolution]: eeyep. That's what scares me.

2004-08-12 [Lost in Illusions]: apparently so, mock. I just made the statement that I wanted to have hetersexual sexual relations once to see how it is like. Yet people seem to want to drag it out...........

2004-08-12 [Wannabe once more]: what the hell else are we gonna talk about??? we have no other topics to discuss

2004-08-12 [Tails Of the Revolution]: must... resist.... stupidity impulse...

2004-08-12 [Lost in Illusions]: Lol! For some reason, Fairly Oddparents springs to mind! >< heehee

2004-08-12 [Wannabe once more]: u cant resist

2004-08-12 [Pnelma Tirian]: Doom III. XD

2004-08-12 [HiddenFire]: SUPER TOILET! ^_^

2004-08-12 [Wannabe once more]: haha the super tiolet rocks

2004-08-12 [Tails Of the Revolution]: NIIICE!

2004-08-12 [Tails Of the Revolution]: but it's true... Abeo and bubba's comments made me want to say something stupid and smart-assed. Hence the resistance.

2004-08-12 [Wannabe once more]: haha it is impossible to resist the charm of Abeo

2004-08-12 [Lost in Illusions]: "So.. much.. clogging! It took the whole plunger.. THE WHOLE PLUNGER!!" XD

2004-08-12 [Wannabe once more]: haha

2004-08-12 [Tails Of the Revolution]: very nice.

2004-08-12 [Lost in Illusions]: hehehehehe

2004-08-12 [Tails Of the Revolution]: I like that show...

2004-08-12 [Lost in Illusions]: it's funny! I love Family Guy and Futurama!

2004-08-12 [Tails Of the Revolution]: I haven't watched either of those in a while...

2004-08-12 [Lost in Illusions]: it's on Cartoon Network at 11 p.m. Eastern time.

2004-08-12 [Tails Of the Revolution]: I know this... I have an older brother and a little sister. I do'nt get to command the Tv.

2004-08-12 [Lost in Illusions]: lol Im sorry... I watch it every day! XD It's so great.

2004-08-12 [Tails Of the Revolution]: cool... must steal remote sometime...

2004-08-12 [Lost in Illusions]: lolo

2004-08-12 [Lost in Illusions]: lol... "He who controls the remote, controls the future!" - Kim Possible... Yes, I watch a lot of television

2004-08-12 [Tails Of the Revolution]: heh. it is such an air on crack day...

2004-08-12 [Pnelma Tirian]: I do not watch television. One, I do not have cable, and two, 99.99999% of TV is crap. At least for movies, if it's bad, you have no one to blame but yourself for seeing it.

2004-08-12 [Tails Of the Revolution]: I don't usualy, just cuz it doesn't do me much good...

2004-08-12 [Lost in Illusions]: I dont watch a lot of TV, I just have it on during the day..> I like the background noise.

2004-08-12 [Pnelma Tirian]: I do that with movies. I've been known to play movies like the Star Wars trilogy(4-6) in the background all day. I actually watch the movies like, once or something. :) with or without commentary.

2004-08-12 [Tails Of the Revolution]: Ido that with music a lot... there's a record player in my house, so I'm happy.

2004-08-12 [Avoral]: Hey now, I pretty much don't watch TV, PERIOD, but you cannot knock the Adult Swim.

2004-08-12 [Lost in Illusions]: I cant stand music when Im just sitting down... I have to have words, dialogue. I dont care to watch TV per se, but I need someone talking in the background.

2004-08-12 [Tails Of the Revolution]: seen it a few times, when I get my mitts on the remote, and this is true...

2004-08-12 [Pnelma Tirian]: that's the 1.1111111%. or something. :)

2004-08-12 [Lost in Illusions]: lol.. funny. Adult Swim is the only program I will sit and watch without distractions

2004-08-12 [Avoral]: *Nods lots* [Tails Of the Revolution], get your arse down here to the SC. My apartment preferrably. We'll load you up with so much Adult Swim, you'll adopt the identity of Captain Murphy. Hell, [Whim] has entire seasons of Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Sealab 2021, Space Ghost: Coast to Coast, and several other things on DVD. There is no excuse.

2004-08-12 [Avoral]: Ah, yes. So true, Pnelma, so true.

2004-08-12 [Lost in Illusions]: What? no invitation for me? fine... I can tell when Im not wanted! >< ~walks away~

2004-08-12 [Pnelma Tirian]: lol. I do not get Adult Swim. My tv picks up a grand total of five channels. Whee! :D

2004-08-12 [Avoral]: I invite all to watch Adult Swim DVD's.

2004-08-12 [Tails Of the Revolution]: ok! ^_^

2004-08-12 [Avoral]: My offer extended mostly to [Tails Of the Revolution], however, because given her state of having older siblings, she is a poor deprived child in need of the light late-night Cartoon Network has to offer.

2004-08-12 [Avoral]: Pnelma, you too. Over here. Now.

2004-08-12 [Avoral]: So, where exactly is the bus to Hell parked, Rivasticks?

2004-08-12 [Lost in Illusions]: I always seem to be involved in the pseudonym "everyone" I guess no one sees me fit to give me any personal attention. Even my current romantic interest classifies me as "everyone" though I am ABSOLUTELY not everyone... btw, Family guy is on

2004-08-12 [Avoral]: Yay for Family Guy!

2004-08-12 [Lost in Illusions]: ~rolls his eyes and still walks away~

2004-08-12 [Pnelma Tirian]: I mean, I've seen shows FROM Adult Swim, on DVD's, but I've never actually watched it. >.>;;

2004-08-12 [Tails Of the Revolution]: the bus to hell? Is actually a house. For now, we're in Colorado.

2004-08-12 [Avoral]: You must, Pnelma. You must.

2004-08-12 [Avoral]: Colorado. Psh. That's not SC. Change that. Make Colorado SC. We need the mountains.

2004-08-12 [Tails Of the Revolution]: hmm.... *shakes hand in magical-type way at map* not working.

2004-08-12 [Avoral]: Damn.

2004-08-12 [Tails Of the Revolution]: yeah... that would be cool...

2004-08-12 [Tatersalad]: hey abeo, is your current romantic interest a nigger?

2004-08-12 [HiddenFire]: oh, hey all. I'm not sure of how many people here are aware of its existence but http://truechristian.com is a HIGHLY OFFENSIVE parody that might be worth a look... considering how much you like to piss people off. ^_^

2004-08-12 [Delladreing]: ..............i HATE THAT SITE!!!!! *takes site and jumps on till it breaks*

2004-08-12 [Delladreing]: "Liberals Liberals Liberals! Everywhere you start to see these demons spring up more and more as America Liberalizes to the Fag Agenda. We thought we killed all of the Pagans off a couple hundred years ago for sure but now they are popping back everywhere. Even people who THINK they are Christian are taking over this craze of Satanism" ahhhhhhhhhh!!!!! *kills*

2004-08-12 [Delladreing]: killed us off fuk you just murdered about half of your own fuking people in a masacre of madness and self dilusional egotistic.....*runs out of words*!! *has a heart attack*

2004-08-12 [HiddenFire]: going to hell are you? :P it's all a parody. We here should be well aquainted with parody by now. o.0

2004-08-12 [Delladreing]: app im going to burn forever in the firey depths of hell....oh well ill see half of them down there anyway

2004-08-12 [HiddenFire]: that is true. I'll probably be burning too. that's fine by me... I like fire... and I could use a tan... a nice golden brown tan. o.0

2004-08-12 [Delladreing]: lol i need to post that thing about pagan afterlife somewhere for all to laugh at

2004-08-12 [Pnelma Tirian]: lol. According to them, I'm going to burn in hell, and I'm a Christian already! >.>;;

2004-08-12 [Delladreing]: eek that suks! lol well the been after my kind for a looooong time, least the catholic church has....and now true christian.....*burns true christain.com at the stake* hah

2004-08-12 [Pnelma Tirian]: Well, if you've ever seen how big the bounty on your head is you'd be after your kind too! XD

2004-08-12 [Wannabe once more]: the words of true unregenerates....o well, all i can say is burn, baby, burn

2004-08-12 [Delladreing]: lol! fair enough! *dances*

2004-08-12 [Wannabe once more]: well...i think now is a good time for some catholic priest jokes...how do u chop a catholic priest's dick off??  kick the alter boy in the chin!!

2004-08-12 [Delladreing]: lmao!

2004-08-12 [Wannabe once more]: i always wondered why catholics made u kneel at the alter...now i know

2004-08-12 [Delladreing]: lol!!!

2004-08-12 [Delladreing]: *evil for laughing but i dont care*

2004-08-12 [Wannabe once more]: it matters not

2004-08-12 [Pnelma Tirian]: Do. Or do not. There is no try.

2004-08-12 [Delladreing]: yoda!!

2004-08-12 [Wannabe once more]: what the fuck are you talking about?

2004-08-12 [Pnelma Tirian]: what do you mean, what the eff am I talking about? Don't tell me you've never seen the original star wars trilogy?

2004-08-12 [Wannabe once more]: i have but i havent memorized everything yoda has said...but now i remember that line. thats when luke tried to pull his x-wing outta the swamp in episode 5. i gotcha now

2004-08-12 [Pnelma Tirian]: cool. :) I've memorized most of the trilogy! in fact, the first movie is playing in the background as we speak! :D

2004-08-12 [Wannabe once more]: i dont know how lucas is gonna do episode 3...there is much to make up for between 2 and 4

2004-08-12 [Delladreing]: ............riight. im not really a star warzy person but i can see its atraction

2004-08-12 [Wannabe once more]: ur out in the middle of space with monsters u can shoot the fuck out of...whats not to love??^_^

2004-08-12 [Delladreing]: lol! i just want a lightsaber, they look like so much fun

2004-08-12 [Wannabe once more]: hehe...*insert perverted comment here*

2004-08-12 [Delladreing]: lol not like that

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